Cousin Arabella—"Well, Kitty, what did you think of 'Lohengrin' last night?"

  Kitty (from Oshkosh)—"I don't like to give any opinion, as the only operas I've seen at home were 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' and 'Ten Night's in a Bar-room,' and they're so different, you know."—Harvard Lampoon.